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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
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Sunday, December 19, 2010

Make money online with site funny jokes?

I am the owner of this strange jokes site is very popular in the past made money from it using AdSense. Unfortunately Google AdSense does not like racist jokes on the site, the domain from which displays advertisements hsmtm AdSense!

This is a very sad fact some most popular jokes SERPs are racist jokes SERPS like black jokes, jokes, etc… before adding a racist jokes like SEO test (the site is running for years, never crossed my mind to add them) was seen around 3,000 visitors a day. After inserting racist jokes vmchpila traffic over seven thousand years thus far visitors per day, now he is constantly breaking 10,000 visitors a day!

The most popular page on a site is black one Liners, is ranked number 2 jokes in Google for SERP jokes site in May 2010 black received 205,579 unique visitors (visits 283,054).

Note: I lost 2-3 days worth of log data when a dedicated server to stop him when he was a wax over 100,000 visitors in one day my site live 2010 (United Kingdom general election day) was upgraded to a better server and use a backup, so the above is around 20,000 visitors a brief of what he was supposed to.

These visitors came from search engines 49,522 using find black jokes!The second most popular SERP is white jokes with 16,711 mmanoai search searches, followed by 15,170 visitors for Mexican jokes. There are plenty of non-racist SERPs from 44,391 different keyphrases used Mai, but the amount of traffic a racist jokes SERPs.

As you can see the Web site of jokes very popular, but it is not suitable for AdSense, AdSense was even when the site he showed much awareness of service to the public!

Tried Clicksor jokes and are available on this site pop ups that competed with nearly back for AdSense earnings on this site (banning really was compared to AdSense and pop ups that about 70% of revenue), but prefer to see the Trojan that warnings from Avast when pop ups are loaded and Google penalised the site **: March 2010 traffic dropped about 2,000 visitors per day, removed from Clicksor week later a week or so after removing the Clicksor traffic not only recover, but increased from the previous day visitors seven thousand years thus far ~ ~ current 9,500 and so cannot use day. Clicksor pop ads on this site (per site) due to malicious code are providing their publishers to display their pop up ads like AdSense ads get the with Clicksor perform poorly!

** I could see from my logs that site visited many times from Google IPs at the site was very offers Google manually review. interesting that wasn't one day above, but weeks, apparently testing if issues have been fixed when they found the pop ups are removed (which was removed malicious code loading) the site was in Google.

I tried Bidvertiser and they also rip off! bloody 105,276 impressions with Bidvertiser ads in the area of the page, CTRL-I did a massive $3.26 from clicks 16% 0.02 CTRL!!!Can I could not believe from over 100,000 impressions (who was visiting around 100,000) only 16 of the ad, with AdSense, Clicksor CTRL was over 2% with very poor advertisement for adjusting the content (in particular was awful ads Clicksor, gambling, etc …).

Although the capability to generate loads of traffic to Web sites and make a fair amount of money from the traffic, I am the first to admit I'm rubbish at monetising my full traffic. currently I I do not make a penny from the Moderator ~ 10,000 a day this joke site although it is my highest traffic site right now.

So how the hell to make money from this Web site jokes?

All white supremacists out their looking for a place ad maybe:-)

Law of David: force clearly to make money on the Internet:-)

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Sales is interesting, funny eBay auction!

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Every now and then we heard of people selling interesting stuff or even put themselves up for sale on eBay. This has made eBay one of the most interesting portal for people to search for things they want to buy or things that they cannot get locally.


I have friend who always hunt on eBay for Baba Nyonya furniture, costumes etc. He can always find something expensive on eBay but only pay a fraction of the actual cost as people who put up the item for bidding may not know how valuable the things are. If you find something ‘interesting’ from your grandfather’s wardrobe, try to post on eBay for sale and, you never know it may make you million of dollars richer:). So basically eBay is a fun place to ‘hunt’ around during your free time.


There are some interesting eBay auctions which have caught my attention over the years (some of them may still running live in auction). I have decided to list them down here for sharing:


1. X-Men Toilet Seat: The number one selling comic book of all time, X-Men #1 (1991), sold over 7 MILLION copies. It was released with 4 variant covers and a “deluxe” edition with a gatefold cover and glossy pages. One of each of the issues were carefully deconstructed, panel by panel, cover by cover using scissors and X-Acto blades.  Hundreds of separate images were glued to every square inch (other than water holes) of the bowl, tank, seat, and lids.


 


Interesting Disclaimer from the seller here: ” I CAN NOT guarantee the efficacy of this art piece if it were to be installed as a working toilet.  It would probably work, but water italic; will find a way into the smallest pinhole and the bowl interior is possibly subject to degradation.  The exterior is likely immune to problems, and as far as I know the actual plumbing in the tank is still functional.  But again, I would hate to think that all the work that went into the bowl could possibly be flushed away, along with the fact that the fully covered back of the tank would be butted up against a wall and never be seen.  But once you own it, it would be your choice as to how strongly you feel about……using it.”


 


2. Vampire Killing Kit : Western Vampire needs a special kit to kill them. You may want to consider putting up a Chinese vampire killing kit for sale on eBay too.


This one is going at the rate of $268.


They even come with a fascinating video:


3. Virgin Mary Sandwich: I am sure you have seen this or heard of this in most of the newspaper in year 2007.



From BBC News:


A decade-old toasted cheese sandwich said to bear an image of the Virgin Mary has sold on the eBay auction website for $28,000. An internet casino confirmed it had purchased the sandwich, saying it had become a “part of pop culture”.


Goldenpalace.com says it will take the sandwich on world tour before selling it and donating the money to charity.


 


4. Time Travel Theory: I guess we have enough of the movie. Now come the real thing-



For only $10,000,000.00 you can purchase the Theory of Time Travel on eBay. Ronald W. Francis of Project Clockstar posts that “I have been Pondering how to Market such a Phenomenon and feel that eBay is a Good Open Market Forum. After Ten Years of Research and Hard Work, our Discovery Indicates that the Possibility of Time Travel exists. It is a very Complex and Precise Formula. Under Precise Conditions this is Possible and Achievable. This Discovery is Absolutely Real. I have been told my work is” Absolute Exact Science” and “Very Impressive”. It has Shaken my Nervous System due to its Magnitude. The World Should Prepare. Time Travel is Very Close to Reality. I would not Waste Yours or My Time Folks if this were not Real.”


 


When the eBay Auction is not doing well… here come the update :)



If $10,000,000.00 is too much for you to handle you can always contribute $10 to the Time Travel Fund. The theory behind this is that time travel is possible however the technology is a long way off……….


5. Sell your Life: In year 2008, Ian Usher put up his ‘life’ so sale on eBay. He even set up a website to promote his auction – http://www.alife4sale.com. Heartbroken after his wife, Laura, left him for another man, Mr Usher came up with the idea of making a clean break and auctioning his entire life on eBay. Everything in his airy three-bedroom, two-bathroom house in Perth ( he migrated to Aus in 2001 from the UK) reminded him of Laura, he declared. So he would sell it all, and walk out with only his wallet and passport, and the clothes on his back. The winner even get a trial in his work place! His auction ended in a little bit of disappointment. The English expatriate’s life was snapped up for a more modest £192,000 or roughly $320.000.

Wedding of Ian Usher with Laura - The Past


But what happen to this guy after selling himself off. He has begun with his new project- Coming out with a Book named: A Life Sold. You can check out his website at http://www.100goals100weeks.com & http://www.ianusher.com.


6. Selling baby naming right: It happened few times in the past the people are raising money via eBay by selling the naming right to their new born baby (or even before being born). It may sound ridiculous to many of you but it happens again and again. You want your kid to be named ‘playboy’ or ‘SevenEleven”? Who to blame? The parents? One of the interesting case as follow:


 


The Silvermans family auctioning the rights to name their seventh child; bidding started at $150 and the pathetic winner of this truly strange eBay auction paid out $15,000 to name the boy GoldenPalaceDotCom Silverman (again it is the Golden Palace Casino site). As their son grows, it is doubtful the boy will appreciate the name, especially the way it will appear on a business card of nameplate — maybe he’ll post a bizarre auction on eBay for the rights to rename him when he grows up.


7. Selling Virginity: Men Fantasy. People are willing to do anything for money. And I guess if you do it with much publicity, you will be able to do pocket more. Prostitution is the oldest profession or industry. But who knows with eBay, you can sell your virginity at even higher price as compared to those unknown prostitutes who are selling themselves on the street.

Pretty Natalie


22 year-old Natalie Dylan wanted to pay her college tuition by auctioning her naughty bits. Her auction was turned down by eBay. But she then was offered to have her auction taken place in Nevada at the infamous Moonlight Bunny Ranch, a legalized brothel (seen on HBO’s hit series “Cathouse”). The offers on her table even reached into the millions. I guess she should be TAXED!


8. Advertising: You can sell your body as advertising space on eBay. There are plenty of people willing to bid for you.

Karolyne Smith - $10K Tattoo on the Forehead!


9. Celebrity: Belongings or used items from the celebrities can always fetch good prices on eBay. Britney Spear sold chewing gum (spatted out) is being offered for sale on eBay in year 2003 and reported to reach $14,000. May be you can try to capture the fart of Lady Gaga and sell on eBay.


 


The list can go very long.. Don’t know if the prime minister would mind if I put him up for bidding on eBay!  It is interesting to see how much he worth! The winner can do anything he wants to you?? ….. ehm….


 


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